[K5pbem] Maid the RPG

[Mike Surbrook]

http://www.sunsetgames.co.jp/rpg/maidrpg/maidrpg.htm

All players are maids who serve and compete to earn the favour of their 
master, the GM!

Example character:
http://www.sunsetgames.co.jp/rpg/maidrpg/maid06.pdf

Translation:
Kamiya: Well, lets try actually making a character.
Hizumi: Yeyeah (sinking feeling)
Kamiya: Since we have a perfect maid right here, Hizumi, Ill give you 
another chance.
Hizumi: I thought soof course
Kamiya: Dont worry, the rules are exclusively for making maids. There will 
be no bad results.
Hizumi: Erreally?
Kamiya: Well, character creation results depend on the dice which are 
strictly fair, so dont hold any grudges.
Hizumi: I will!
Kamiya: Ok. Since you agree, lets start with attributes.
Hizumi: When did I agree? When!?
Kamiya: First, based on your personality Id say you have to be Heroine. 
Roll one more die.
Hizumi: 6again, Heroine.
Kamiya: Heroine x2, good. At this point Lolita or Sexy would be strange.
Hizumi: Well, Heroine is better than those.
Kamiya: Now that thats done, lets do the abilities.
Hizumi: 7, 10, 5, 7, 6, 9Seems average.
Kamiya: Divide by 3 and add the attribute modifiers: Action 2, Love 3, 
Skill 1, Cunning 2, Luck 0, Guts 5.
Hizumi: No Luck, All Guts. Just like me.
Kamiya: Also, for a maid your low skill but high compassion is quite 
distinct.
Hizumi: I dont recall being so compassionate.
Kamiya: Next, the maid colours: clothes, eyes, hair. Roll separately.
Hizumi: Er2-5 Navy Blue, 1-2 Violet, 4-4 White.
Kamiya: Hmmnavy blue clothes and violet eyes? White hair? Not a sight you 
see.
Hizumi: It is a strange mix.
Kamiya: Now the best part: maid characteristics.
Hizumi: 2 3, Shy?
Kamiya: HmmThat means youve never talked with anyone but me.
Hizumi: Well, I suppose.
Kamiya: Next.
Hizumi: 3 6, Angel/Devil.
Kamiya: Oh, this is new territory. Well, for now lets settle on devilbut I 
never knew you were a devil.
Shy Maid Devil Hizumi: It was decided right now, right now!
Kamiya: Well, well, its ok. A shy devil maid. Cute, isnt it? (nod, nod)
Shy Maid Devil Hizumi: Im not happy!
Kamiya: Well, lets hurry up with the rest: Maid Power, Trauma, Stress 
Outburst. Roll each one.
Shy Maid Devil Hizumi: Maid Power is Iron Will, Trauma is Killed Her 
Boyfriend, Maid Roots is No Reason, Stress Outburst is Violence.
Kamiya: Hmmrather cool.
Shy Maid Devil Hizumi Who Killed Her Boyfirend: Thanks
Kamiya: Still, you killed your boyfriendlooks can be deceiving.
Shy Maid Devil Hizumi Who Killed Her Boyfirend: I dont feel like talking 
back anymore, Master Kamiya.
Kamiya: Anyway, this is how you make a character. Does everyone 
understand?
Shy Maid Devil Hizumi Who Killed Her Boyfirend: Who are you talking to? 
Who!?

-- 
Michael Surbrook
susano at guisarme . net http://surbrook.devermore.net/index/

"This kind of thing tends invariably to devolve into the kind of "No,
Nakajima, THIS is true power!!" argument that only really works if you're
yelling it from the cockpit of a giant robot . . ."