[K5pbem] Boredom + 4chan = stupid stuff like this

[Alex Fauth]

>>> The KAZEI 5 bust-size chart
>>>
>>> (Because I was bored and the one I saw for Bleach was frickin'
>>> hilarious. Also, Jeff helped.)
>>>
>>> Ranked from biggest to smallest. Rankings based on best guess and in-
>>> game descriptions. Ties are listed alphabetically.
>>>
>>> Shion-hime (6'6" and built accordingly)
>>> Shoko (6'4" and built accordingly)
>>> Anna & Uni Puma (slightly taller/bigger than the average Puma)
>>> Average Puma (there is, of course, a lot of variation here)
>>> Shion Nys (40" C/D bust)
>>> Ling Ling Li (based on Petra Verkaik, who is roughly a 38 DD)
>>> Shina Arakawa (a tie with Ling Ling, see the art of Koyori in the
>>> gallery)
>>> Average Genetic Upgrade (it has been stated one side effect of an
>>> upgrade is a larger bust for women)
>>> Average Lynx (there is, of course, a lot of variation here)
>>> Raven Clark
>>> Sandra Blackmore (who is said to look a like Seras Victora from the
>>> neck down)
>>> Kami
>>> Kitten (then again, she's a cyborg, and can have most any figure she
>>> wants)
>>> Marta Nys (even with all the fitness training she does, is still
>>> stacked)
>>> Sarah J Ferrari (same general build as Marta -- see her gallery art)
>>> Korey Winters (post-surgery)
>>> Vivian Lau
>>> Aoi (post-surgery)
>> 
>> Korey: (looks at list) Whoo hoo! I beat Aoi and Vivian! (ahem) I mean...
>> yes, quite good. ^^
> 
> Vivian: I can't believe it. I actually beat out somebody? Cool! 

Aoi: I'm... But... She's just a kid!

Sandra: And you look like a boy.

Aoi: Gee, thanks.

Sandra: I don't care, I beat out Kami. Take that, plastic princess!