[K5pbem] Boredom + 4chan = stupid stuff like this

[jeff.skagen at verizon.net]

>From: Mathieu Roy <matt_qc at yahoo.com>
>Date: Mon Mar 06 15:32:53 CST 2006
>To: k5pbem at devermore.net
>Subject: Re: [K5pbem] Boredom + 4chan = stupid stuff like this

> Raven: Maybe Vivian's a late bloomer.

Vivian: She's right, you know! I got gypped. I wanna be a late bloomer!

Jeff: Uh...sorry. 

Vivian: Why not? How come that trampy Puma of yours--

Shoko: Trampy?!?

Vivian: --get's to jiggle all over the page, and I don't!

Jeff: Well, see, when we started over I had to make a new character, and I was--

Shoko: You did *not* have to make a new character, you spaz! If you'd really wanted to keep me, you could have finagled a way easy, instead of just killing me off. And off screen, no less! Jeez, I deserved better than that! 

Jeff: Hush! Anyway, the point is, after having one big-titted vixen bouncign around, I was afraid everyone would think I was only about fan-service if I made another character like that. So, as fun as Shoko was to write, I decided to make a somewhat deeper character that wasn't--

Vivian: Stacked.

Jeff: Well...yes. I wanted you to be more than just a fanboy toy. I wanted you to be--

Vivian: A pedophiles wet dream. 

Jeff: Yes. I mean NO! That is...I just...I'm trying to say...*sigh* could you just stop talking now please?

Vivian: Not until you promise that I get to "bloom" soon, like Raven suggested. 

Jeff: ... ... ... we'll see.

Vivian: Woo Hoo! That doesn't sound like a "no"!

Shoko: That doesn't quite sound like a "yes", either, girl. Hey, can I at least come back in some flashbacks or something? You know, like Joss Whedon likes to do with his characters?

Jeff: We'll see.

Shoko: Now that does sound like a "no" to me.

Vivian: Me too. Gee, a character with major boobage who won't be showing up to make me feel bad. I'm so bummed.

Jeff: Be nice, Vivian.

Vivian: Hey, just how is you have time to write this silly thing, but can't manage to finish a story section tonight?

Jeff: Um...weren't you supposed to stop talking?


-- Jeff