[K5pbem] Boredom + 4chan = stupid stuff like this

[Jamie David Jeans]

>>From: Mathieu Roy <matt_qc at yahoo.com>
>>Date: Mon Mar 06 15:32:53 CST 2006
>>To: k5pbem at devermore.net
>>Subject: Re: [K5pbem] Boredom + 4chan = stupid stuff like this
>
>> Raven: Maybe Vivian's a late bloomer.
>
> Vivian: She's right, you know! I got gypped. I wanna be a late bloomer!
>
> Jeff: Uh...sorry.
>
> Vivian: Why not? How come that trampy Puma of yours--
>
> Shoko: Trampy?!?
>
> Vivian: --get's to jiggle all over the page, and I don't!
>
> Jeff: Well, see, when we started over I had to make a new character, and I
> was--
>
> Shoko: You did *not* have to make a new character, you spaz! If you'd
> really wanted to keep me, you could have finagled a way easy, instead of
> just killing me off. And off screen, no less! Jeez, I deserved better than
> that!
>
> Jeff: Hush! Anyway, the point is, after having one big-titted vixen
> bouncign around, I was afraid everyone would think I was only about
> fan-service if I made another character like that. So, as fun as Shoko was
> to write, I decided to make a somewhat deeper character that wasn't--
>
> Vivian: Stacked.
>
> Jeff: Well...yes. I wanted you to be more than just a fanboy toy. I wanted
> you to be--
>
> Vivian: A pedophiles wet dream.
>
> Jeff: Yes. I mean NO! That is...I just...I'm trying to say...*sigh* could
> you just stop talking now please?
>
> Vivian: Not until you promise that I get to "bloom" soon, like Raven
> suggested.
>
> Jeff: ... ... ... we'll see.
>
> Vivian: Woo Hoo! That doesn't sound like a "no"!
>
> Shoko: That doesn't quite sound like a "yes", either, girl. Hey, can I at
> least come back in some flashbacks or something? You know, like Joss
> Whedon likes to do with his characters?
>
> Jeff: We'll see.
>
> Shoko: Now that does sound like a "no" to me.
>
> Vivian: Me too. Gee, a character with major boobage who won't be showing
> up to make me feel bad. I'm so bummed.
>
> Jeff: Be nice, Vivian.
>
> Vivian: Hey, just how is you have time to write this silly thing, but
> can't manage to finish a story section tonight?
>
> Jeff: Um...weren't you supposed to stop talking?

Ray: Only artificial PK left... left Korey to go DIE with Shoko... do I
not get any respect? -_-

Jolt! Sweet... nourishing... jolt...