[K5pbem] Boredom + 4chan = stupid stuff like this

[Michael Surbrook]

On Mar 6, 2006, at 5:14 PM, <jeff.skagen at verizon.net>  
<jeff.skagen at verizon.net> wrote:

>> Raven: Maybe Vivian's a late bloomer.
>
> Vivian: She's right, you know! I got gypped. I wanna be a late  
> bloomer!
>
> Jeff: Uh...sorry.
>
> Vivian: Why not? How come that trampy Puma of yours--
>
> Shoko: Trampy?!?
>
> Vivian: --get's to jiggle all over the page, and I don't!
>
> Jeff: Well, see, when we started over I had to make a new  
> character, and I was--
>
> Shoko: You did *not* have to make a new character, you spaz! If  
> you'd really wanted to keep me, you could have finagled a way easy,  
> instead of just killing me off. And off screen, no less! Jeez, I  
> deserved better than that!
>
> Jeff: Hush! Anyway, the point is, after having one big-titted vixen  
> bouncign around, I was afraid everyone would think I was only about  
> fan-service if I made another character like that. So, as fun as  
> Shoko was to write, I decided to make a somewhat deeper character  
> that wasn't--
>
> Vivian: Stacked.
>
> Jeff: Well...yes. I wanted you to be more than just a fanboy toy. I  
> wanted you to be--
>
> Vivian: A pedophiles wet dream.
>
> Jeff: Yes. I mean NO! That is...I just...I'm trying to say...*sigh*  
> could you just stop talking now please?
>
> Vivian: Not until you promise that I get to "bloom" soon, like  
> Raven suggested.
>
> Jeff: ... ... ... we'll see.
>
> Vivian: Woo Hoo! That doesn't sound like a "no"!
>
> Shoko: That doesn't quite sound like a "yes", either, girl. Hey,  
> can I at least come back in some flashbacks or something? You know,  
> like Joss Whedon likes to do with his characters?
>
> Jeff: We'll see.
>
> Shoko: Now that does sound like a "no" to me.
>
> Vivian: Me too. Gee, a character with major boobage who won't be  
> showing up to make me feel bad. I'm so bummed.
>
> Jeff: Be nice, Vivian.
>
> Vivian: Hey, just how is you have time to write this silly thing,  
> but can't manage to finish a story section tonight?
>
> Jeff: Um...weren't you supposed to stop talking?

Uhm... did anyone collect all of these posts?

I was thinking all the various PCs bitching about the chart would  
make a hilarious second Omake...

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